Monday, November 2, 2009

"Wild" Joke.!!

[Had read this one long back on Bawa's site..]

A GrandPa - who s become sooo very delicate of old age - with all his skin wrinkled, his back hunched, and aided by a walking stick, goes to the mall to do his Christmas shopping.. [His grandson dint turn up early for christmas this year, and he had to buy all gifts by himself.!]
After a spending much time and energy in tourturing-ly long billing queues, he decides he wants to have some nice refreshing coffee. He goes to the Mall's coffee shop, orders a drink and is sitting at a table nearby, waiting for his coffee, when this punk-ish yougster walks in and he has his hair streak-ed. He has streaks of blue and green and pink and yellow and red and violet and all the other possible colours on earth.!


Now our Grampa never goes out much these days, and hence has never seen anything like this in his whole life.! So, becomes curious and starts staring at this guy. The guy finally over-whelmed with all the attention being showered, scowls "Wazza-matter Grampa?? Never done anything wild in your youth??"
To which grampa smiles and replies "Sure did sonny.! When i was young, i screwed up a peacock. i was just wondering if you were my son.!!"


[hehehehe]
Jgd.!
- Love
Pooja :-)

ps: joke s purely for a hearty laugh. any kind of timeline analysis or bio laws that raise questions on the subject will get "timed-out" in the posts queue.!! ;-) :-)

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